Knee Deep in the Hooah!

I know, I know, friends don’t let friends post blog entries in a post-anesthesia and taking-hydrocodone-for-pain haze, but I couldn’t resist after seeing a headline where Cheryl Crow is pushing for Americans to use less toilet paper in order to stop global warming! I am about knee deep in disgust when I hear Hollywood types preach to ordinary citizens on how they can “cut back” on items so that they can save the planet.

What about the Hollywoodites (or Al Gore himself) who jet around the country in small private planes, and live in mansions the size of small countries? The resources they use up in one day will surpass my entire toilet paper usage in a lifetime.

I already live something called a “modest lifestyle.” I live in a modest home, and I turn off the lights when not in use. I keep my thermostat set at a moderate level because I don’t want to have to give my first born to the electric company for payment. These are just a few examples.

I am pretty sure that using all the toilet paper I need is not going to kill our planet, but According to Crow:

“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,” she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. “Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.”

Of course she is going to think that her ideas are worth investigating. I simply don’t get what else needs to be thought out. You come up with a lame brained idea and you execute it and look like a fool in front of the entire country. Ask Sean Penn. He is an expert at it.

“Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required,” she wrote.

If these environmentalist liberals have their way we will all be unarmed people with limited toilet paper. It reminds me of all of the Cold War movies I have ever seen. They can have my toilet paper when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.

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