The Rabid Jackass of the Day Award
(h/t Michelle Malkin)
Today’s award is being given to you,
“Mr. Anti-war-beat-up-young-ladies-in-wheelchairs-man.”
Where did you learn those mad, bad, big and macho fighting skills anyway? Was it dragging old ladies through the Walmart parking lot when they cut you off for the good space? Perhaps you push toddlers down when they smile at you? You aren’t just an average, run of the mill man. No, you are a handicapped-woman assaulting kinda man. Hold your head up high, and proud.
For your next manly endeavor I would like for you to put on a t-shirt that loudly proclaims “I like to beat women in wheelchairs” on the front and “I hit on the wives of deployed Rangers.” on the back. Then go to Ft. Benning and walk around in the woods for a while repeating the phrase “I am an antiwar zealot!”
I don’t want to hint at any spoilers, but there’s a surprise ending in it for you, Mr. Studmuffin.
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