May 8, 2008
Posted by Claire
She turned me into a newt!
… a newt?
I got better.
Now Code Pink is calling on witches to come prepared to cast their spells on the Recruiting Center in Berkeley. Can they possibly scream “We are so irrelevant that we are willing to try any stunt to get attention no matter how stupid, idiotic or moronic it is!” any louder than that?
They get the Jackass of the Day award today. Here’s to you Code Pink, for your never failing public display of desperation and stupidity. Your display of constant idiocy has indeed served humanity — You make so many other people feel better everyday by filling the bottom of the IQ bell curve and therefore elevating them to a new height of intelligence and relevance.
Please, don’t get a life because you are hilarious to read about, and the pictures are just priceless — just leave the Marines alone. I am sure they have had their fill of laughs on you.
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May 11, 2008
For some reason this makes me think of Macbeth and the scene with the witches. I had to look this up…can’t claim to remembering the whole thing off the top of my head!
) So, with a cackle, here goes…
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver’d in the moon’s eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar’s lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.
Apparently, the whole spell has to be sealed with a baboon’s blood for it to work…
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