Entries Tagged as 'Funny'

Rewards Program

On New Years Eve I went to Block Buster. Knowing that we have a little tot, and that we are not exactly spring chickens any more, I planned on a quiet New Years at home with my guy and some movies. I was checking out when the perky pubescent sales clerk said “Do you want me to scan your rewards card?” I said “No, I don’t have one, thank you.” He smirked and said (with that indignation that implies that the customer must be a total idiot) “Would you like to sign up for one right now?” I took a deep breath, knowing what was coming, and politely said “No, thank you.” So, he took a deep breath and sighed his little sigh of total disgust that I was even allowed to vote in this Country since I was obviously a raging idiot for not having one of their reward cards. [Read more →]

My dendrites are in a wad, and I can’t get up!

Have you ever had one of those days where getting a single neuron to actually follow the projected path in which you aim to shoot it is next to impossible. Yeah… can you tell from that last sentence that I have had one of those days? I can’t put together a coherent sentence, so I will just list some of the random neural firings stirring in this brain of mine:

  1. It dawned on me today that Bryan will not be around to kill the spiders. That stinks. Even when he is at work now I can at least lock a door or throw something ON the spider and he can clean it up when he gets home.
  2. I hate it when it feels like you have to sneeze and instead your nose just burns like you just snorted a spoon full of pepper juice.
  3. How is it that my toddler understands Newton’s 3rd law? For everything that I clean she messes in an equal and opposite way.
  4. I didn’t know that Nate could look so handsome and grown up in a Tuxedo (pictures coming soon)
  5. Noah is stressing.
  6. I haven’t heard from Mike in more than 24 hours.
  7. I am desperately trying to think of something to blog about so that my blog will not be without a new post today.
  8. I am tired of not feeling well.
  9. I am tired.
  10. Good Night.
  11. I am going to have a nightmare about spiders tonight. I just know it. **shudder**